• Fri, 13:41: SQUEEEEE! https://t.co/ryCuja240t
• Fri, 15:06: TWO minutes before the site was supposed to go live - and still no notice on the site itself. There are probably t… https://t.co/wewmbq5dII
• Sat, 02:11: LTM Load Balancing Algorithms: Fastest, Observed, & Predictive https://t.co/udhdP4rVUi via @YouTube
• Sat, 04:34: RT @FSecure: So, because there’s nothing wrong with BIG-IP itself, it’s not an issue that F5 or anyone can fix with a simple software patch…

Tags: twitter

• Fri, 00:33: RT @F5NetworksME: In order to avoid 'double substitution' in #Tcl (where a command can be executed twice and open the door to potential vul…
• Fri, 00:48: RT @Zeddary: That's it. Thread time. On the subject of anti-semites. Have fun picking out the pattern. This is Paul Nehlen, former GOP can…

Tags: #tcl, twitter

• Thu, 11:03: W. T. F. Over. https://t.co/51xB7JmBMR

Tags: twitter

• Mon, 12:23: On my way home from Vegas on @JetBlue. I splurged on Mint and I'm glad I did. This BH/DC was a real mixed bag for… https://t.co/8HMV0faxOC
• Mon, 18:30: Ugh, looks like I left my little bag with two sets of earbuds in seat 5C of @JetBlue 178 today. Realized it after I… https://t.co/gI3JNpgkNV

Tags: twitter

• Sun, 20:13: If any of my friends are still around, I'm chilling in Le Central in Paris for a bit, considering dinner options.

Tags: twitter

• Sat, 22:36: Women deserve a lot more credit than they are given for not just killing men every day. What the fuck even is this… https://t.co/f4gNj1nF9Z
• Sat, 23:03: It is probably a factor of it being larger and spread across multiple hotels, but I'm just not organically running… https://t.co/jxAaQFREST

Tags: twitter

• Fri, 17:28: As of this morning I no longer own my old house. I lived there 14 years, longer than anywhere else in my life. It f… https://t.co/vFBya6eVyT

Tags: twitter

• Wed, 20:34: Remember how my @Nextdoor account was locked because they didn't like my name, despite having previously verified i… https://t.co/F2cifLOly1
• Wed, 21:05: I don't normally have issues with crowds - I love Disney - but something about Las Vegas cranks up my unease and an… https://t.co/r8robHi66r

Tags: twitter

• Tue, 20:30: On my way to summer camp. ✈️🎰💻
• Tue, 21:46: Wow, really shitty behavior by @yelp and @Grubhub A good reason to look for alternatives. From Discover on Google https://t.co/M6BITm9LoU
• Wed, 00:45: Oh gods, they just kept digging. You'd think Trump ran their twitter account with how fast it went off the rails. https://t.co/0gIBzWKkNG

Tags: twitter

• Mon, 15:15: Join my team at F5 Networks - the position says Seattle, but it is really open for the Americas for the right candi… https://t.co/7h7bG1lR34
• Mon, 16:22: Related to F5 iRules... The Need For Secure Coding: Tcl Double Substitution https://t.co/MCIf2WPcDj via @YouTube
• Tue, 01:35: RT @costlow_sec: I'm hiring for my Seattle-based network threat research team. I'll be at BlackHat and DefCon and would be happy to talk ab…

Tags: twitter

• Sun, 02:37: A carpeted, four-poster bathtub is already quite special. But the electric baseboard heater mounted on top of the… https://t.co/0lj91KOs6f

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• Fri, 15:09: RT @Diamond_Jax: (I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when…

Tags: twitter

• Thu, 21:38: So, it turns out if you have a TiVo Mini that's been 'new in box' for five years and try to set it up with a curren… https://t.co/wW8QaMTYBy

Tags: twitter

• Wed, 17:39: Darn @zgryphon for giving me this earworm. 😜 https://t.co/F4xWN8US1h
• Wed, 18:18: This guy went all The Question on Evangelion. And it is awesome. But how do the Boy Scouts and aglets tie in? https://t.co/JgqH8sJBwD
• Thu, 00:44: Real Attack Stories: The "MOP Sink" Attack https://t.co/zsBllfD0XU via @YouTube
• Thu, 10:21: RT @nataliemj10: After about a dozen arguments about what to call residents of certain states, I finally googled and found the U.S. Governm…

Tags: twitter

• Tue, 14:22: Aperture Science! We do what we must, because we can! https://t.co/e4LA0Foo8w
• Tue, 14:25: Lego Modular Portal Testing Chamber Promotional Video https://t.co/jbMszNzvja via @YouTube https://t.co/e4LA0Foo8w
• Tue, 15:40: I'm looking forward to this next month - the Parks Panel is the #1 priority for me at D23 Expo. People can line up… https://t.co/FhUOdtmCle
• Tue, 16:05: Really interesting stuff - and I like the bit about RTG fuel in the middle. Inside a Nuclear Reactor https://t.co/eYwqE4ZTWq via @YouTube
• Tue, 18:24: I'll be at Black Hat & Def Con - but I won't be working our booth this year, so you'll have to spot me around the c… https://t.co/auuzJarjQj
• Tue, 20:15: Ah, the geniuses running @Nextdoor still have a 'real name' policy. I guess they didn't learn from every other site… https://t.co/k7qMDvyS4d

Tags: twitter

• Mon, 17:46: LTM Load Balancing Algorithms: Least Connections Types https://t.co/J7i4hjDuNL via @YouTube

Tags: twitter

• Mon, 10:13: RT @elonmusk: Falcon rocket reentry from space with double sonic booms https://t.co/6DDPjcOgQH

Tags: twitter

• Sat, 06:16: RT @HackingThings: Laser decapping is beautiful to watch https://t.co/Bk6cJN3ZI3

Tags: twitter

• Thu, 19:30: My answer to The Pilatus PC-24 is designed to take off and land on unpaved runways. What if it were scaled up to th… https://t.co/XHH6qtmTdo
• Thu, 22:20: I hope the GOP has a lot more candidates like her. The Guardian: Pro-Trump Republican aiming to unseat Ilhan Omar… https://t.co/L3gf50yxS9

Tags: twitter

• Wed, 14:51: RIP Rutger Hauer. https://t.co/2ywbnAk9BC

Tags: twitter